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Farewell…
In accordance with the one term promise I made a la James K. Polk, the regular posting of this blog is now at an end. I may randomly post in the future, but will not be posting much. As follows, I urge you to continue your support of Polkism. I’ll see you in the West!
P.S.: Polkinator 100’s are now 50% off the list price of 9 payments of $99.99.
Western Rap
Feel free to use these verses as you choose;
I’m a man of the West,
I got nothin’ to lose.
Democrat, Autocrat,
to which Old Hickory tipped his hat,
Like a young tree I’ll grow
Got a problem with that?
But if ye be a Whig,
I’ll not go out priggin’,
a Whig is a jerk
whose policy’s chicken.
With all the boldness of poultry,
Henry Clay comes after me,
but he still can’t touch me,
He’s Almost President times three.
Like a Dark Horse I’ll ride
in the depths of the night,
Surprisin’ you with policy
Manifest Destiny’s might.
I’m Caesar, Alexander,
Napoleon of the Stump!
Fight expansion all you want,
but it’ll never be enough.
Taking the Whigs to Isengard
Chillin’ with James K. Polk before A.P. Gov
Happy New Year!
It’s 2016! F Yeah James K. Polk wishes you a happy new year!
One Term, One Year
On Class
“The Government in theory knows no distinction of persons or classes, and should not bestow upon some favors and privileges which all others may not enjoy.”
-James K. Polk
End of 2015
It’s the end of the year,
yet the Whigs are still here,
But on we will fight,
for our glorious right.
The right of the West,
Democracy best,
James K. Polk’s dream
on this New Year’s Eve.
Meet Mr. Mini James K. Polk!
Mini James K. Polk was a lovely Christmas gift I received this year. In the coming weeks, please anticipate his adventures!
F Yeah James K. Polk! 